I am always so very glad
When I don't have to make salad.
I love guys as kitchen rookies
When they make those home-baked cookies.
Anytime give me a nice break
and grill a juicy sirloin steak.
Also whenever you're able
Fix me a fresh vegetable.
Think not that I don't like to cook.
Some days I'd rather read my book.
It's just you don't know how it feels
When you have made ten thousand meals.